A Real Friends Pledge

on 10.02.2000

With friends like this, who needs enemies

Dear friend,
I have made a pledge to you

When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared, I will laugh at you and tease you about it every change I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick, I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall, I will point, take pictures and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath.
I pledge it till the end.
Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend!

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