Having Fun At Wal-Mart

on 04.10.2007

This is soooo worth reading....

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Jay D.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. I am going to try that!
posted on: 04-10-07 @ 7:21 PM

This is old. I saw it in the Joker magazine.
posted on: 04-12-07 @ 12:42 AM

The best on I heard at Wal-mart was last X-mas, we were shopping and all of a sudden the intercom came on and this chick yelled, "May I have your attention please, The Fucking Manager just fired me for telling a customer to go to Hell. Have a Merry X-mas you motherfuckers." 2 seconds later security was everywhere and it was pandamonium at the front doors.
posted on: 04-12-07 @ 10:38 AM

Ask where the rope is, then while in that Dept tie the ropes in hangman knots.
posted on: 06-08-07 @ 6:29 PM

im going to try it lol!
posted on: 06-11-07 @ 3:21 AM

you guys are fucking funny:) my boyfriend likes to pretend he's retarded in wal-mart or any department store and I'm his care taker and he starts pawing at the customers and humping random things around the store, its funny watching how people respond. my boyfriends 32 by the way. acts 12:) Try it some time but you have to have a care taker to tell you to "stop" or "calm down"
posted on: 06-16-07 @ 12:32 PM

I loved when someone super glued the toilet seats in the men's room. Some dude sat down and had to go to the ER to have the seat removed from his ass skin>LOL!
posted on: 09-27-09 @ 10:47 AM