Tooth Ache

on 10.02.2008

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it!.

We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already!

I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said,

"Quick, open your mouth, honey, and show him."

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Hey dumbass.. theres already the husband version of that joke in jokes where it's supposed to be.
posted on: 10-05-08 @ 11:11 PM

thats fucked up
posted on: 10-24-08 @ 8:08 PM

posted on: 02-20-09 @ 11:27 PM

Hey, golf is a great game!
posted on: 09-27-09 @ 6:38 AM

The dumbest joke I have ever heard. So far
posted on: 10-31-09 @ 12:37 AM

thats cold but hey a good tee time is hard to get
posted on: 11-25-09 @ 8:33 PM