Robot Bartender

on 08.25.2009

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "oh, about 164"

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical break throughs', etc.......

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool...... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out "oh...... bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e? y-o-u-r? p-e-o-p-l-e? h-a-p-p-y? w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?????

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
pretty shit, don't know too much about american politics, just know that your presidents get shot if they aren't cunts
posted on: 08-30-09 @ 9:33 AM

Yawn. I'm too mad at Mr. O to laugh at this.
posted on: 09-27-09 @ 1:30 AM

what do you expect if you elect a nigger.
posted on: 10-10-09 @ 4:58 PM

he's not a nigger. He's better than all the dick suckers we've had in the past.
posted on: 10-31-09 @ 12:28 AM

I have an I.Q. of 128.(just smart enough to know; that I don't know a lot)This country is only as great as the people who pore in from the rest of the world to be come Americans.(My great grand father came over here on a ship like most of yours.Yes, Eilis island worked over my last name too.)For shame that people think the American dream is only for white folks! Getting off my soap box ,and going back to dead baby jokes.
posted on: 10-31-09 @ 2:19 AM

Ditto Khaslave Ditto
posted on: 11-25-09 @ 8:05 PM

i cant beliv this shit
posted on: 12-02-09 @ 11:31 AM

I like the joke, soapbox is your purgative.
posted on: 12-14-09 @ 7:46 AM

Yall just jealous yet over it to be truthful bush was the nigga wit his Dume ass
posted on: 09-01-10 @ 10:35 AM