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Shopping Done?

I am just checking in on everyone to see how the Christmas shopping is going? My significant other reads this blog regularly, so I can't say that I am done, or have even started. So how about you? You...

Posted: 12-9-2011
Comments: 2
Rated: 1/10
# Of Votes: 3
Lightfighter VS. Iluvkitty

Today in the Crazyshit Colosseum we have a battle of user boob enthusiasts. In one corner stands lightfighter, a man who will accept nothing less than the finest quality boobs, and standing across fro...

Posted: 12-8-2011
Comments: 41
Rated: 3/10
# Of Votes: 2
Cheap Hookers

I was checking out the [url=http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/31399-where-can-i-get-some-meth]meth ad campaign[/url], when I had a funny thought. How cheap is to cheap for a [url=http://crazyshit.com/...

Posted: 12-7-2011
Comments: 3
Rated: 10/10
# Of Votes: 1
Send Him To The Ghetto

I stumbled upon a picture of Justin Bieber wearing a hat with giant letters reading, "GHETTO". What a douche this kid is. The closest he's ever been to a ghetto is courtside seats at a Lakers game. Bu...

Posted: 12-6-2011
Comments: 8
Rated: 8/10
# Of Votes: 2
Green Tea Question

I have a question for you all. I am a huge green tea fan. It gives me that pick me up in the afternoon that I need, without the expensive habit like [url=http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/13865-cocain...

Posted: 12-5-2011
Comments: 13
Rated: 0/10
# Of Votes: 0
Pulling Out Pays

Hanging out with friends who have kids always makes me feel good about all the times I decided to pull out. Sure, busting inside and getting those few extra pumps feels awesome, but not as awesome as ...

Posted: 12-4-2011
Comments: 5
Rated: 0/10
# Of Votes: 0
Funny Porn Site Today

I usually don't take the time out to talk about porn, because I think actions speak louder than words. But the guys that run, [url=http://porn.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/31355-lets-try-anal]Let's Try An...

Posted: 12-3-2011
Comments: 4
Rated: 0/10
# Of Votes: 0
Dollar Tacos

Hey, Jay. I've got great news. I heard Tacos Al Carbon has dollar tacos every Wednesday from 10 to 2. Wesley told me about it. He was raving about how great their tacos are, and he doesn't even like M...

Posted: 12-2-2011
Comments: 12
Rated: 0/10
# Of Votes: 0
Wearing A Hoodie

I got to wear a [url=http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/3175-hes-the-poster-boy-for-nair]sweatshirt[/url] this morning. That may not seem like a big deal, but it's pretty exciting for me. One thing I m...

Posted: 12-1-2011
Comments: 13
Rated: 0/10
# Of Votes: 0
Booger Relief

I was laying in be this morning picking my nose. I like to dig around there in the mornings, to get all those [url=http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/3537-you-think-its-a-booger-but-its-snot]night time...

Posted: 11-30-2011
Comments: 6
Rated: 1/10
# Of Votes: 2
The Mexicans Are Back

The damn Mexicans are back doing construction outside my apartment. They were gone for a few solid months, but now they're doing some shit on the stairs and it's loud as fuck. I can only hope it doesn...

Posted: 11-29-2011
Comments: 14
Rated: 2/10
# Of Votes: 5
I Got Soul

Some tickets came my way for an old school soul and funk concert with the Masters of Funk, The Emotions, and The O'Jays, so I went and had myself a good old time. My guests and I were definitely minor...

Posted: 11-28-2011
Comments: 5
Rated: 1/10
# Of Votes: 1
Out Of Toilet Paper

Ever spend the night at a chick's house and take a giant shit in the morning, only to discover that she's all out of toilet paper? A little warning would've been nice. And of course you don't notice u...

Posted: 11-27-2011
Comments: 9
Rated: 0/10
# Of Votes: 0
Getting Into The Spirit

It's time I get into the Christmas Spirit. Thanksgiving is over, and it's now time to break out the sketchy ladder to hang some Christmas lights. For the most part, I would say Christmas has become to...

Posted: 11-26-2011
Comments: 4
Rated: 0/10
# Of Votes: 0
Black Friday

I was driving to a friend's house late last night when I passed a Target and saw a full parking lot. "Why the fuck is Target packed at 1 AM?", I asked myself. Then I recalled seeing a commercial for B...

Posted: 11-25-2011
Comments: 8
Rated: 0/10
# Of Votes: 0
Happy Thanksgiving

Today is a wonderful day full of eating lots of food, watching football, passing out, and eating some more. Sure, it's based on a complete lie of some bullshit story that never happened, but that shou...

Posted: 11-24-2011
Comments: 7
Rated: 0/10
# Of Votes: 0
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