Holding Farts

on 06.16.2011

How long should you date a girl before you fart in front of her? I think it might be problematic for the stomach to always be holding in your gas, but you have to in the beginning of the relationship. My buddy tells me he let's a little silent sample leak out so he can gauge the smell, and if it's not bad, he fakes a sneeze and lets it rip. Depending on the setting, this seems like a fairly risky maneuver. I usually bottle it all up and then when I leave her at the end of the night or in the morning, as soon as I get to my car, I fucking destroy it for a minute or two. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
I always fart in front of women they take way to long to let one go
posted on: 06-16-11 @ 2:35 PM

I won't lie, the first time i shit myself was on my first date with my mom, needless to day we never dated since, cos of my shitty pants, oh well you win some ya lose some.
posted on: 06-16-11 @ 4:21 PM

Legalize incest here in cunting CHINA fuckers
posted on: 06-16-11 @ 4:26 PM

wont lie..i do the same thing man. hold em in forever then when im in the car...boom! just let em rip mayne
posted on: 06-16-11 @ 4:41 PM

Pending on your personality you can rip from the start. The difficulty lies in making sure she understands that it is funny. The problem lies in when she thinks hers are funny. After you've slept with her a few times, give her a dutch oven, if she acts like a bitch....she is.
posted on: 06-16-11 @ 7:01 PM

hey im married, i bust them loose everytime i need to when i meet a girl or a guy. fuck it if ya dont like my farts rip a few of your own off to mask my smell!LMAO!!
posted on: 06-16-11 @ 10:00 PM

you may explode and leave a sticky mess if you hold your farts
posted on: 06-17-11 @ 12:00 AM

there is nothing like letting a nasty dog fart loose under the blanket and giving her a dutch oven (or if u r a female give him a dutch oven). so i say blast off!
posted on: 06-17-11 @ 10:13 AM

me and my girlfriend are just like terance and philip. . .you just farted. . .ahhh ha ha ha ha lets look for tressure and eat kraft dinner!
posted on: 06-17-11 @ 11:47 AM