Rough Shit

on 06.18.2011

Usually, I take something to read with me when I take a shit. Yesterday though, as I took a shit, it was so rough, and painful that I couldn't even read. All I could do was try to breath as the evil left my body. I felt like I had to pass a midget's arm. After it was all said and done, I just felt like reaching in the bowl to splash some cool water on my butthole. Has that ever happened to you? --Jay

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
I ate Jalapeno loaf and hot pepper cheese sandwiches for breakfast, lunch, and dinner while on a 3 day deer hunt. By the third day i was shitting, excuse me, squirting liquid fire. When i got home i got in the shower to soothe my burnt asshole. It might as well have been gasoline. Have you ever shit and it sounded like a garden hose being sprayed into the toilet? That was the end of my spicy food binges.
posted on: 06-18-11 @ 1:58 PM

I was sat shitting on the bog after an Indian curry, I heard this noise like kissing, I listened to hear where it was coming from only to find it was the ring of my ass trying to have a drink!
posted on: 06-18-11 @ 2:34 PM

i was relieaveing a 2 day bender of mexican food in mexico city once when the guy in the next stal told his friend on the phone" damn dude you think i shit and stink? the fucker in the next stal is trying to kill a burmese tiger and i think he's useing a yaks ass as a weapon to do it with!"
posted on: 06-18-11 @ 3:04 PM

posted on: 06-18-11 @ 3:06 PM

and this one toime at band camp....
posted on: 06-18-11 @ 3:08 PM

Im in tears! You fuckers crack me up!
posted on: 06-18-11 @ 3:32 PM

I have shit logs so big that I get light headed after they come out and I get splash back on my ass from the force of the turd hitting the water.
posted on: 06-26-11 @ 10:20 PM