Happy Father's Day

on 06.19.2011

Today is the day to celebrate all the men out there who have fertilized an egg with their man juice. Happy Father's Day to all you guys. I think there should also be a day to celebrate guys like me who believe in practices such as pulling out and cumming in her mouth, in a glorious effort to not be a father. But I suppose we already celebrate that everyday by not being responsible for anybody but ourselves. So all you dads out there, enjoy this day, and I hope it's a great one. And all you mothers out there should be giving blowjobs to your baby daddies, and say, "Thanks for knocking me up. Can I make you a sammich?" --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
adam while i appreciate you point of view, just remember if we all pulled out none of us would be here
posted on: 06-19-11 @ 3:07 PM

thanks adam. and keep up the good work, making sure your dna dont pass on to the next generation.
posted on: 06-19-11 @ 3:10 PM

Spare a thought for all of those who don't know who their fathers are - like bigtalk.
posted on: 06-19-11 @ 8:00 PM

happy fathers day and for the white guys happy inbreed day
posted on: 06-19-11 @ 9:47 PM