Sleeping And Farting

on 06.21.2011

Have you ever farted in your sleep and woke yourself up? Or maybe your significant other blew a gasket and woke you up. My friend told me he woke his girl up not even from the sound of the fart, but the smell. She was pretty pissed and disgusted about that one. He was pretty proud, as he should be. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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wife woke up about 4am one night and said nothing more then your sick!! and went and slept on the couch the rest of the night. next day i asked her if she had a bad dram? she said "ya i dreamed i was a jew in a gas chamber and woke up with the room filled with your farts asshole!" that was the last time our bedroom door was closed at night.
posted on: 06-21-11 @ 1:45 PM

haha thats great! my fiancee has done that to me numerous times and I always get him back with a louder, stinkier fart! take that night shitter!
posted on: 06-21-11 @ 3:40 PM

The damn dog woke me up this morning with a serious stink bomb!
posted on: 06-21-11 @ 7:52 PM

I woke up an ex with a loud ripper, I was semi conscious when it happened and she immediately asked "what was that?" I answered with "what was what?" She asked "did I fart", I said "I don't know did you?" She then took the blame for my noise maker.
posted on: 06-21-11 @ 8:11 PM