Happy Birthday, America!
Today is Independence Day, and that means it's time to celebrate this kick ass holiday by blowing shit up, drinking shitty American beer, and eating greasy American food til you feel like puking. Now throw in some hot American babes in bikinis, and maybe a little American home grown, and you got yourself a sweet 4th of July party. I'm sure it's exactly what Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, and the rest of the boys had in mind when they told the Brits to go fuck themselves. America, fuck yeah! --Adam