Too Much Water Pressure

on 07.28.2011

Have you ever turned on the faucet in a public bathroom and the water came rushing out with so much force, it hosed you down with it's backsplash? And of course the sink is at crotch level, so now it looks like you just sprayed piss all over yourself. So you vigorously try rubbing it dry, or maybe they have a hand blower you can use, but you have to somehow get your jock up in the hot air path. Or just say, fuck it, and walk around looking like you peed your pants. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Nope. Most of the time, it's because I'm too lazy to Unzip.
posted on: 07-28-11 @ 2:42 PM

ya if you ever go into a bathroom and the place is torn to pieces, sink knocked off the walls mirror broke . then thats most likely the reason.
posted on: 07-28-11 @ 2:45 PM

no adam, i think you just pissed yourself.
posted on: 07-28-11 @ 3:51 PM

yeah went for a curry with two work mates at the end of a friday, still had my work gear on as i pulled a 12 hour shift, needed a piss big time so i went into the smallest fuckin toilet in the world and whipped it out and had the heigh pressure piss ( guys you know the one ) it aint stoppin for no one, but it was the snake tounge piss, one went left, one went right and i flooded the fucking place with almost everything i had, it was so violent it sprayed back on my legs and feet, when asked i just said i pissed on myself, and they laughed.
posted on: 07-28-11 @ 8:57 PM

I hate it when I jizz in my pants..... cuz I'd rather jizz in YOUR pants.
posted on: 07-28-11 @ 9:44 PM

I have a question for all you guys. When I am driving somewhere and suddenly have to take a piss. When I get to where I am going, get to the toilet, and start unzipping my pants the urge to piss suddenly is 10x's stronger then just seconds before!! Is it just me?
posted on: 07-28-11 @ 10:48 PM

adam did you piss tourself again and fix the damn vip thing
posted on: 07-29-11 @ 10:41 AM