This Shit Works

on 09.30.2011

Jay is feeling a little under the weather with the onset of a cold, so I told him to use my home remedy, which will kick a cold right in it's asshole, grab it by the fucking balls, and throw that shit out the window. It's called garlic. I cut up 3 or 4 cloves, let it sit for about 10 minutes to build up it's antibiotic properties, and then eat it raw. It's not for the faint of heart, and you will have garlic coming out your pores for a day, but it gets results. And you don't have to worry about vampires. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Onions and Garlic help.. I usually find some hot peppers (Ghost Peppers, Habanero, etc.) and green or black tea. The extract from hot peppers (Capsaicin) is also known to relieve pain from arthritis by applying directly to the skin above the joint, and is even sold as a topical cream for that.. So maybe it would relieve aches from being sick too.
posted on: 09-30-11 @ 3:57 PM

i bet the guy throwing baby corpses could sure use some garlic
posted on: 09-30-11 @ 4:47 PM

RE: frankdrebin: No what that fucker could use, and need, is a 250-grain lead round nose .45 Colt slug right to his liver. Then taunt him and make fun of him while he lays writhing, moaning and vomiting blood on the floor. BY THE WAY, colds are caused by viruses. Garlic helps your immune system fight off the viruses. I love garlic too. Mongolian cooking uses a lot of garlic :D
posted on: 09-30-11 @ 5:39 PM

thank you shadow, I feel like I just went through a fact gauntlet. +1
posted on: 09-30-11 @ 6:02 PM

I can testify to the garlic. . .but you're right, Adam, it's not a cure for manbitches. Amen
posted on: 09-30-11 @ 10:02 PM

I will try that next time
posted on: 10-01-11 @ 3:43 AM