Nowhere Else To Go

on 10.14.2011

I felt the urge to get some groceries and auto supplies at 1 AM, so off to Wal-Mart I went. As I walked inside, I was immediately reminded of why I haven't been there in months. Aside from my gimp ass shopping cart and every aisle being blocked by pallets and stock boys, it wasn't too bad of an experience. But the grand finale was the Haitian lady in front of me who took 5 minutes to figure out how to pay with a credit card. Actually, she never figured it out, because the cashier had to come around and do it for her. I noticed she had some diapers in her cart too, which made me real happy that she decided to reproduce and bring more people into this world of equal or lesser intelligence than her. Oh joyous Wal-Mart! --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
musta been an advancedshit eater. she sounds like she is showing the intial signs of eat shit and die diesease.
posted on: 10-14-11 @ 2:42 PM

ok wheres the wics?
posted on: 10-14-11 @ 5:29 PM

how do we know the diapers were for a baby?
posted on: 10-14-11 @ 5:56 PM

At least at 1 in the morning the isles are blocked with people stocking shit. During the day they're blocked with fat ass fuckers in riding carts cuz they're to lazy to walk...
posted on: 10-14-11 @ 7:45 PM

Yep that sound like Walmart. What I love is being behind the fuckin douche bags paying for all the groceries with their food stamp card and cash for their smokes and Jim Beam. True story. Nice to see some of the tax money I pay in from my 2 jobs make a difference.
posted on: 10-14-11 @ 9:11 PM