So Many Lesbians

on 10.20.2011

Somehow I ended up in a lesbian bar. It wasn't always a lesbian bar though. It use to be a real chill lounge with good music and good sushi. But things sure have changed. It also happened to be karaoke night when I showed up, which was an added bonus. There's nothing like watching a bunch of bull dykes sing horribly. So I kicked back, enjoyed a beer, listened to some terrible tunes, talked to a girl with a mustache, and went on my way. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Of course a lesbian bar would have good sushi!
posted on: 10-20-11 @ 2:17 PM

Adam, I actually had the same thing happen about 20 years ago. I was married to my first wife and we were in Kansas City looking for a place to party. We stopped at this little night club and sat in the car a few minutes to see what kind of clintel was going in there. After just a few minutes 5 or 6 dectent to good looking chicks went in. I told the wife it looks like a place we could have a few drinks. So we went in and when we did, nothing but women, about 40 of them at that time. Well I didn't even think about it being a lesbian bar at first, I was just wondering why I didn't know about this place when I was single. We sat down at the bar and ordered a beer and I am thinking this is just the shit. After a little bit, the DJ played a slow song and all these girls were slow dancing together and sucking face, I was like, whoa, awesome. That's when I realized we were in a lesbian bar, which was still cool since the wife I had at that time was bisexual. Needless to say, we closed the place down and went to an after bar party with a bunch of them. You fuckers can just use your imagination for the rest of the night. And don't worry, you can't dream it better than it happened. ;)
posted on: 10-20-11 @ 2:53 PM

Adam, of course the woman had a mustache. I bet it also had a big ol' clit that squirted semen. ur a homo.
posted on: 10-20-11 @ 3:28 PM

Lesbians my ass. Adam was at his usual Gay Bar on Tranny Night.
posted on: 10-20-11 @ 3:39 PM

probably where ya got the "would u hit it" pic you posted.
posted on: 10-20-11 @ 8:46 PM

i must remember to start all my pick up lines with " some how i ended up in a lesbian bar ", if that dont get the girls i dont know what will ! , adam get a day job ! coz ur shit at this one ! if you want every fucked up ass hole in the western hemesphere to think you pound ass on the week end then keep talking. and shave that shit off ur face dood you look like a sex offender! i log on to share the shit with my fuckers, not some balding wierd beard ass mother fucker brundle fly looking mother fucker!, you lookin like a sex pest man ! you be creepin round crazy crack heads houses lookin in windows again!
posted on: 10-20-11 @ 10:32 PM

Adam has learned a truth many men have not. . .Real lesbians are NOT internet lesbians. Amen
posted on: 10-21-11 @ 12:38 AM