Can I Ever Win?
What the fuck is going on here? I'm at Las Vegas for a conference and thought I'd venture out to do some gambling. Twenty minutes and three hundred bucks later, I was walking away from the craps table a sad man. The thought had occurred to me, I have never won gambling. Ever. Not craps, blackjack or slots. The only time I have won is playing poker. That's rare as well. I feel like Clark Griswold, maybe the dealer should take my money and kick me in the nuts. Wish me luck tonight. Baby needs a new pair of shoes! --Jay