#1 Cheer Dad

on 12.18.2011

A good friend of mine has a 12 year old daughter who is just getting in to cheerleading competitions, so lately he's been spending time at these events and isn't too thrilled about it. He's a marine who has wrestled all his life, so it's fun to give him shit about going to pep rallies and all, but the way he describes the scene is pretty disturbing. Apparently it's a bunch of prepubescent girls dressed up like prostitutes, doing dance moves you see at the strip club. Then there are creepy predator looking guys with camcorders and a shitload of insane mothers in the crowd, while all these girls scream high pitched shrills. I think he's going to have to steer her away from this freak show before he ends up choking somebody. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Ive been to some of these as well and i agree; they are so fucking annoying there. You described it to a "T" too; pervert men with camcorders, insane mothers, and squelching little kids running all around. I try to drown it out by playing GTA3 on my phone and beating up some hookers.
posted on: 12-18-11 @ 12:48 PM

I’m an assleader !!!
posted on: 12-18-11 @ 1:11 PM

who the fuck would let there kid be a cheerleader? still its not as bad as those fucked up child pagent contests. . .now that is some seriously wrong shit right there !
posted on: 12-18-11 @ 1:23 PM

gona break 2indastinks heart to hear you guys talking about some of his best friends like that. and i agree thos toddler in teara contests are fucked up as hell. there parents are certified fucking idiots doing that to those poor kids.
posted on: 12-18-11 @ 1:36 PM

posted on: 12-18-11 @ 4:38 PM

Cheerleading is great training to be collage sluts.
posted on: 12-18-11 @ 9:04 PM

Cheerleaders are future pole dancers. And numberonefan, you’re not an assleader, you’re an asshole.
posted on: 12-19-11 @ 8:36 AM

my ex-wife’s friend has a cheerleader daughter, thinking it would help my chances with mommy i accepted to come to one of these competitions. there are so many MILFs everywhere. after a few encounters with these bitches, your name gets around, though.
posted on: 12-19-11 @ 10:30 AM