A Great Black Man

on 02.09.2012

I know all you guys are enjoying another great Black History Month, and I just wanted to give some props to one of my all time favorite men of color, George Washington Carver. Because of this great man, I get to enjoy peanut butter whenever I please. I like it on PB&J sammiches, in smoothies, on chocolate, in ice cream, on crackers, or even just a straight spoonful of it. It's fucking delicious on anything, so thank you, Mr. Carver. You are a true African-American hero. I even heard he invented the first computer out of a peanut. A peanut!!! --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Great post but George Washington Carver didn’t invent peanut butter
posted on: 02-09-12 @ 2:47 PM

i bet he did, he was trying to get his dog to lick his dick and peanutbutter was born.
posted on: 02-09-12 @ 2:53 PM

adam george washington carver invented over 300 things out of peanuts but not peanut butter, dumbass
posted on: 02-09-12 @ 2:58 PM

Adam H.
That’s just a white man lie to keep the black man down.
posted on: 02-09-12 @ 3:03 PM

^true story.
posted on: 02-09-12 @ 3:40 PM

The words great and black man don’t belong in the same sentence. Trust me Adam blacks don’t want you to help them.
posted on: 02-09-12 @ 3:49 PM

The truth is that peanut butter was made in various forms in Central America hundreds of years before Carver was ever born. If anyone could be called the “inventor” of peanut butter it would be the Aztec, Mayans, or one of the other cultures in that region. Several patents for commercial peanut butter making processes had already been filed long before Carver first experimented with a peanut. Numerous commercially successful peanut butter making patents were filed by white Americans and at least one white Canadian in the 1880′s and 1890′s. One of the most important was by J.H. Kellog in 1897. J.H. Kellog has a cereal company named after him today. Carver filed his patent about ten years later and his process was never used in the commercial industry.
posted on: 02-09-12 @ 3:51 PM

fuck all you niggers.
posted on: 02-09-12 @ 4:14 PM

^suck a dick bitch lol.
posted on: 02-09-12 @ 4:46 PM

I have read the wikipedia article about this awesome guy.He was a hero, but today I would say the best black man alive is lexington steele.
posted on: 02-09-12 @ 5:22 PM

I crushed an orange yesterday and made juice. Maybe in a few decades I’ll be remembered for "inventing" orange juice... Fuck, everyone knows it was a chimpanzee that done it first.
posted on: 02-09-12 @ 7:31 PM

The thing about adams post that i dont understand.Why do Americans call black people in America African Americans, unless they have migrated to America and are first generation Americans, That is an African America,every one else is either an American , or Black American, i choose to call them Americans!
posted on: 02-10-12 @ 2:53 PM

Since there is black history month, then when are we going to celebrate German, Irish, British, Italian, Chinese and other history months? If there is equal rights..what the fuck are they waiting for?
posted on: 02-10-12 @ 11:33 PM