Happy St. Patty's Day

on 03.17.2012

Today is like Christmas and Super Bowl Sunday all rolled into one for drunks! You have practiced all year to shine today. You must get out there, and show the world how much you can fucking drink. You drink until you can not drink anymore. Eat a hot dog, then drink some more. Bonus if you can drink more Irish Car Bombs than your friends! Sure it tastes like chocolate milk, but it packs a punch! --Jay

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
gonna be some serious drinking going on tonight. to bad i will be in bed by 11pm. fml!!
posted on: 03-17-12 @ 7:26 PM

jay your an over weight programmer with an office friend that likes chicks with dicks, and you have a baby to look after. . stop talking bollocks like your 17 years old ! even henry has fucked off to have some fun, so you draft in donkey bollocks or what ever his name is . . the fourth best useless cunt you can think off to help out in a place that has Kaotic, and Imgur on fucking speed dial. . .
posted on: 03-17-12 @ 9:46 PM

bring forth the guillotine. . .
posted on: 03-17-12 @ 9:55 PM