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Sore As Fuck

on 06.13.2012

I was going to write about a whole different subject today but I can't. My neck is sore as fuck today. I have no idea what happened, but I woke up in some severe pain. I imagine it was eating your Mom's pussy, but it could have happened when I was working out. Either one is cool I guess. I'm hoping that a few beers will make me feel better. --Jay

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rockinron
+2
well if adam wrote this id say "stop going to the facial abuse partys adam" but since its you jay , just buy a new fucking pillow or stop eating my 76 year old moms dusty ass snatch!
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posted on: 06-13-12 @ 2:38 PM

atmydismay
0
You usually get a sore neck from sucking your dogs red crayon..don’t ask how I know.but its something to do with the head bobbing up and down in an agressive manor. Give it couple more days.
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posted on: 06-13-12 @ 2:58 PM

lightfighter
-2
You were probably bobbing for meatballs in a gravy tank and threw your neck out.
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posted on: 06-13-12 @ 3:30 PM

nativenatas
0
Quit sucking so much tranny cock!
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posted on: 06-13-12 @ 5:07 PM

onetime42
+4
I just want to know when Taco Bell installed a fuckin' gym?
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posted on: 06-13-12 @ 5:30 PM

lenny9651
+4
we’ve all seen your profile pic jay, no one believes you were working out
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posted on: 06-13-12 @ 6:38 PM

buttnuster
0
wah wah wah you fukin puss. Man up!
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posted on: 06-17-12 @ 10:33 PM

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