Happy 4th!

Happy 4th of July to the best country in the world, the United States! I only say that because I have only been to one other country Canada, and it sucked. Well, actually it was Niagara Falls. The beers and strip clubs were good, the casino sucked. Anyways. As you read this just remember, if you are going to do something stupid, have some record it. Trust me, this will work out in the end! Then you can send it to us. We can all have a laugh at your drunken stupidity. --Jay