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Any Firework Injuries?

on 07.05.2012

When I got online today, I was hoping to find some good footage of dumbasses blowing their hands off from yesterday's celebrations. But no luck. Anybody out there have any explosive accidents, or know somebody that did? Send us some pictures or videos if you do. I'm sure in the next couple days, they'll be popping up, so let's all keep our fingers crossed. Unless you blew yours off yesterday. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
graveyard
Nope....they banned fireworks here in Tennessee!
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posted on: 07-05-12 @ 2:22 PM

azzholee
Why don’t you try flame thrower up your arse, Adam
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posted on: 07-05-12 @ 2:32 PM

rockinron
i set off a works bomb made in a culigan water tank!! blew the fuck outta the barn yard!! sorry didnt lose any bodys parts though. maybe next year.
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posted on: 07-05-12 @ 3:04 PM

assclown
Yeah I pulled a muscle lighting one off in your mother’s ass.
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posted on: 07-05-12 @ 4:38 PM

2indastink
I celebrated July the 4th by having sex with a K.F.C bucket.
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posted on: 07-05-12 @ 4:58 PM

urapnes1701d
^^^^ AND YOU DIDN’T VIDEO TAPE IT FOR US TO SEE??!!
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posted on: 07-05-12 @ 5:44 PM

boppalilbit
Did they really graveyard? Just this year for the 1st time legalized fireworks here and although I have no pics here is a pretty funny news article.macombdaily/article/20120705/NEWS01/120709781/haze l-park-man-loses-leg-in-fireworks-explosion I posted on it ::: Honey a leg just hit our house and landed on the porch keep the dogs in back. and if this guy gets fined his lawyer will tell him hes fucked cuz his case dont have a leg to stand on
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posted on: 07-05-12 @ 5:46 PM

biggertalk
nawwwwwwwwwwwww
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posted on: 07-05-12 @ 6:04 PM

assclown
@bop Google hazel-park-man-loses-leg-in-fireworks-explosion, the guy was a paraplegic. He isn’t missing anything important, just a little blood.
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posted on: 07-05-12 @ 6:56 PM

boppalilbit
ass clown that what I said I bet he didnt feel anything haha and did u read it at all? his leg flew 50 feet
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posted on: 07-05-12 @ 10:33 PM

boppalilbit
and hit the house across the street lmao perfect CS new update
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posted on: 07-05-12 @ 10:36 PM

rodeye2
I let off a bomb next to my wife does that count ? Oh God was she pissed.
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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 12:25 AM

assclown
@bop You didn’t say the guy was in a wheelchair, yeah I read it. Sounded more like an IED than a firework.
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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 5:39 AM