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Shitting Yourself

on 07.24.2012

When's the last time you shit your pants? For me, it was last weekend. There I was working away, when a fart came to me. I knew it was going to be a good one, and the dog was near by, so I leaned over and tried to fart in his face. I guess I pushed a little too hard, and pffft! A little bit of watery poop came out. My first reaction was to clench up tight, then to run to the bathroom. I threw the boxers away, and got some baby wipes out to clean up the disaster in isle 2. I guess that's what I get for trying to fart on the dog. --Jay

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two-hats
+2
Ok, I’ll ask the obvious, is your Dog a shih tzu?
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posted on: 07-24-12 @ 9:24 AM

04mach18u
-2
hahaha now where are the forums!
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posted on: 07-24-12 @ 9:38 AM

mattyc
-5
Oh cool. the forums are back. but why would you put them on the side? hard to see em.
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posted on: 07-24-12 @ 10:47 AM

rodgtard
-3
I tried to fart on a friend after a day of beer and fishing. I raised up and tried to fart and sharted. :( Had to wait 10 minutes to reach a shitter. Last time i done that shit.
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posted on: 07-24-12 @ 11:07 AM

mattyc
-6
^^that explains my -1
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posted on: 07-24-12 @ 11:12 AM

rockinron
-6
i shit myself laughing,when i found out jay shit himself while farting at the dog. in fucking taco bell hell is where i am today.
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posted on: 07-24-12 @ 11:40 AM

mattyc
-5
oh look. rodgtard signed in as marsapeisafag. that explains my -2. but andmin can see who does that. swing the hammer
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posted on: 07-24-12 @ 11:41 AM

rodgtard
0
Poor johnny d cant handle that he gets down voted. Hey jay, i think i’ll send the video in to you of me taking a nasty shit on a picture. It’s as awesome as it is disgusting. :)
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posted on: 07-24-12 @ 1:21 PM

biggertalk
-3
i shit myself a little one time, i had to poop so bad maaaaan.
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posted on: 07-24-12 @ 2:16 PM

bigtalk
-5
so thats why y’all smell like that
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posted on: 07-24-12 @ 6:13 PM

potrostation
0
Since we’re forum less. Did any one else notice Bane from this last Batman sounded just like Dechard Kane from Diablo II?
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posted on: 07-24-12 @ 7:52 PM

oldunclejohn
+2
Fuck all this noise....where are the forums?
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posted on: 07-24-12 @ 10:45 PM

dixie_normus
+1
How da fuck do ya get an avatar???
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posted on: 07-25-12 @ 12:10 AM

ludenlasivius
+1
@dixie: We HAD a Forum thread for that stuff. :/
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posted on: 07-25-12 @ 12:11 AM

mattyc
-1
^^^^lol. had.
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posted on: 07-25-12 @ 12:17 AM

bucknuts
0
Ha! He gots tha ’Pancake batter Splatters’.....lol
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posted on: 07-25-12 @ 2:42 AM

oldunclejohn
+1
Fucking bucknuts....lol
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posted on: 07-25-12 @ 4:55 AM

04mach18u
+2
forums....
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posted on: 07-25-12 @ 11:49 AM

bucknuts
0
What’s than Dang deal with the dang forums?.... Make’n new ones from scratch er what?
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posted on: 07-26-12 @ 12:47 AM

zealant
-1
He’s tired of the Canadian white trash members posting, so no more forums. Bada Bing, Bada Bang, Bada Boom.
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 4:07 AM

rodgtard
0
^^^^^^ Another of johnnyd’s loser names, err i mean user names. What a LAAAAA LOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSEEEEEERRRRRRR!
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posted on: 08-03-12 @ 5:23 AM

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