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Red Wings Fans?

on 07.28.2012

So how many of you fine people here have your red-wings? I've got em. Shit kinda happened on accident about eight years ago. I was fucking my wife at the time and the room was dark. I got bored of pumping so I went down to eat me some pussy and butthole. I was down there having a good ole time when I noticed that iron-like taste of blood. It bothered me for about a second then I went to town on that pussy like a blood-thirsty savage. I tried to fuck her to death after that, I felt like a god-damn barbarian! --Henry M.

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rockinron
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have not seen my reflection in a mirror in 8 years.
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 2:01 PM

rodgtard
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Henry you nasty fucker. Eating ass and bloody pussy. Fuck dude im gagging thinking about it.
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 2:01 PM

2indastink
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Where the fuck is the week in crazyshit ?? where the fuck are the forums ??? and where the fuck is my goat ???
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 2:02 PM

lenny9651
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no WICS? your a total fuck up henry
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 2:09 PM

Henry M.
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Lenny, it’s you’re, a contraction of you and are, moron. No WICS this week, next week’ll be back to normal.
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 2:10 PM

zealant
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Henry, you’re one animated and sick mofo. Good job.
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 2:24 PM

nativenatas
+1
We all know you were licking a ripped buthole! FAG!
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 2:28 PM

spazman
+2
Eating pussy after fucking the shit out of it! Thats not just sick but on the GAY side IMO.
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 2:32 PM

two-hats
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I went down on some pussy I picked up at the local bar when I was drunk. The next morning I looked in the mirror and seen a piece of string hanging from the corner of my mouth! I thought to myself, I hope that’s a fuckin teabag.
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 2:44 PM

wisconsinjed
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Hmmmmm! That’s incredible Oh Henry!! THAT EXACT thing happened to me once but even more amazing is that it was with your wife as well! How is the ole’ hoore’?(I was trying to spell it like ’ADC’ would say it.)
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 3:26 PM

wisconsinjed
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Hey wait a dog-gone minute! Now I seem to remember you being there! Maybe you remember me! Really good looking guy, enormous penis? Sound familiar?
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 3:31 PM

wisconsinjed
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If I was a violent person who knew how to fight I would bitch slap EVERYONE who uses the word "moneys"! Since I have broached the subject of "rocking chairs" I must tell 2indastink I have his goat! Well "HAD" his goat!!
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 3:45 PM

siko666
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Thats a very romantic beautifull story in a CS way Henry, thanks for sharing.
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 3:57 PM

siko666
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For me it was Virgin pussy my first wings. I fucked that twat and ate it like a starving Aardvark on an antmound. I went to piss after and looked in the mirror and my face was a dried bloody mess....yea baby !!
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 4:01 PM

burp
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When i was dating my wife we started making out when she informed me its was that time of the month. hell i threw on the bed and pulled the plug and went down on her, she said i was a nasty freak and married me.
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 4:03 PM

mikeawk
+4
No Week In Crazyshit. No forums. Less fun. Fewer ad clicks. Questions?
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 4:30 PM

biggertalk
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Henry it’s no use lenny is a stupid fuck, can’t spell for shit! And this motherfucker tries to school me in the PG!
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 6:18 PM

biggertalk
-5
The nerve......
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 6:31 PM

potrostation
+2
No, You fat bastard. I can see my dick; when I pulled out and seen it was fire engine red I didn’t dive the head first into the red sea.
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 8:58 PM

stevenh915
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henry you are normal. get a real job stacking shelves at what ever cheap store will take you. . get one for kane too. leave the fat one and his sidekick to run the show.
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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 9:42 PM

creepyjeep
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henry you are an asshole
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posted on: 07-29-12 @ 9:15 AM

spazman
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Fucking grammar nazi’s this is the internet and nobody gives a sweet fuck how well others spell.
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posted on: 07-29-12 @ 11:43 AM

treehouse21
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^Spelling and grammar are two different things and there is no apostrophe in nazis.
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posted on: 07-30-12 @ 10:05 PM

rodgtard
-2
^^^ Can i eat your pussy?
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posted on: 07-31-12 @ 9:56 PM

zealant
+2
^^ You’re a hypocrite. You cut on the niggers, yet you want to eat their pussy.
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 3:50 AM

rodgtard
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^^^^^^ Take the cock out of your mouth, i cant understand your babble numb nuts. She is not a Nigger. Get your race rite short bus. This is why the forum sucked. Trolls like you.
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posted on: 08-03-12 @ 5:17 AM

justsomegirl
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Rodgy... You know she’s a nigger lover, and protector.. Plus, she’s a self proclaimed sand nigger... it all equals NIGGER to me ;) But I knew you were only playing... Your wife is BEAUTIFUL, and so is her pussy, couldn’t imagine you ever wanting to stray..
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posted on: 08-09-12 @ 9:27 AM

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