When is the right time to give your significant other their first official dutch-oven? I know it's definitely not while they have a cold or sinus infection. That's just a waste of good ole colon-fumes. How long do you think it takes to get stankin-ass, fartin under the covers, shittin in front of each other comfortable? I mean a lil premature attackulation with the foul ass-odor and you might loose your long-term fuck-buddy. However, a one-night-stand, now that's a different story. I'd dutch-oven that bitch for breakfast! --Henry M.