Kissing Hookers

on 08.14.2012

A friend of mine was telling me that when he hangs out at the whorehouse, he makes out with the hookers. I told him that was gross because they probably just finished sucking a dick, but he said it's no big deal and they brush their teeth. His mission is to befriend them on a romantic level so he can fuck them for free outside of the whorehouse. It's apparently worked a few times for him, so I can't hate. But I wouldn't be making out with no filthy prostitutes. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
unless it was a boi and it were in Rio and there were no chance of anyone in the states or on crazyshit ever finding out , right adam?
posted on: 08-14-12 @ 2:08 PM

^^^i'm telling you adam is the word written in every brazillian fag's dick these days
posted on: 08-14-12 @ 2:14 PM

Damn adam, your settin yourself up with that post.
posted on: 08-14-12 @ 2:52 PM

Here is Adam’s original version before being edited. Don’t ask me how I got it! I will never reveal my source! NEVER!!*****I hang at crackhouses and each time I go I take a bag full of crack with me. I love to suck dick and smoke meth so even though I keep my one tooth very clean they still will not kiss me much less have sex with me. So my mission is to give them so much crack that when they leave I can hit them over the head with a hammer. Then I can fuck them for free outside of the crackhouse. I mean do you really think a one tooth having, dick sucking, meth smoking, friendless dude can get laid easily? NO MATTER how clean I keep my tooth!*****Did I tell you guys my source was Henry? I didn’t? Well that’s good because I will NEVER, EVER tell you he’s my source!! NEVER!!
posted on: 08-14-12 @ 3:59 PM

I paid my money bitches. Now where the fuck are the forums?
posted on: 08-14-12 @ 6:04 PM

OUJ. Haven’t you heard? Your check bounced! Or not, whatever.
posted on: 08-14-12 @ 6:28 PM

thats fucking nasty this so called friend must have a cold sore all the time
posted on: 08-14-12 @ 10:37 PM