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Pissed Off Juggalo

on 08.20.2012

It took a couple years, but this weekend I got my very first death threat from a crazyshit user. You can read it here. Based on his email address, I'm assuming he's an Insane Clown Posse fan, and wasn't too happy when I made fun of his people on Friday's post. The path of a juggalo is not an easy one to walk. They're guaranteed to receive criticism and be made fun of, and rightfully so. After all, they idolize a bunch of 40 year old pieces of trailer trash who dress up as clowns and make shitty music. My advice is, if you want to be a juggalo, don't bother caring what anyone else thinks about you, because they're pretty much certain to think you're an idiot. --Adam

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nativenatas
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"YOU BETTER LOCK YOUR FUCKIN DOORS" -TWIZTID-sex,drugs,money, n murder
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 2:45 PM

bigtalk
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really your first death threat on cs ive gotten plenty
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 2:47 PM

2indastink
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I won't lie, I would kill you pricks too....... But I just can't be fucking bothered, just be grateful of the attention.
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 2:49 PM

2indastink
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No shit bigtalk...... Have another. I'm fonba kill you and your cat then let my pet goat/girlfriend fuck your boot lips . You're welcome.
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 2:51 PM

shadowarior
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I've recieved a lot of death threats too when i uploaded a pic of a toilet paper roll with quran writings on it in a media sharing site
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 2:53 PM

treehouse21
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I was friends with some juggalos back in high school. Nice people but...ALL of them were in those "extra help" classes.
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 2:56 PM

unlimitdinches
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Icp is still alive?
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 3:19 PM

unlimitdinches
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I’m sure thats your first death threat but how many indecent proposals has nof sent you?
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 3:21 PM

rockinron
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adam if you got scared for even a fleeting second your more of a fag then those fucking fag girl boi’s that call themselves juggalos. hey kenny wilde private in box me ya little bitch boi and tell me how ya wanna kill me. but be damn sure to set up a time and place to meet, oh and bring atleast a half dozen of your retarded juggalos friends with ya. i figure if ima go to prison for fucking mutilatoin of a human being i might as well do it to a dozen or so. let me know mister wilde i sincerly await your request for a meeting. your friend and your destroyer rockinron. P.S. if the little bitch takes up my offer adam i’ll buy a gopro and record it for ya but ya gotta post it under "fucking fags dieing slowly"
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 3:37 PM

rockinron
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i know all talk right? wrong if the little pecker would actually did respond i’d use my stand off m-77 and wait quietly for them uprange. henry your welcome to join me if you can shoot straight
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 3:45 PM

nativenatas
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In 4 weeks adam you can get as big as me!
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 4:16 PM

Adam H.
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Aww, rockinron, that’s so sweet of you. Sure we have our differences, but look at us uniting against juggalos.
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 4:28 PM

havanutha
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Interesting. The funny thing about juggalos is they rarely make threats they’re not willing to follow up. Sure, you have your younger ones who are still learning the ropes, but just like any other gang of unwanted individuals who are usually outcasts, they have elders who teach the younger ones how to be the best juggalo they can be and unify them. And they are a gang in the truest form; Uneducated, poor, travel in packs, and the best part... nothing to lose. If I was some internet tough guy working at a website, I might look over my shoulder every so often knowing I pissed off a group of people who have a nationwide bond and a loyalty unknown to the common droolbag gym goer. I hear they respond reasonably to sarcasm though. I’m sure you can talk your way out of any situation at this point. Good luck in your endeavors, Adam.
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 5:07 PM

potrostation
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Adam; by giving this nigerant(new word) ass meaning to his life; you’ve probable saved a few of his neighbor’s pets lives.
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 5:26 PM

biggertalk
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ah
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 6:07 PM

nativenatas
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Adam is a juggalette waiting for a gang bang! FAG!
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 8:42 PM

rodgtard
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damn you guys removed some funny shit.
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 10:04 PM

rockinron
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havanutha. fuck all that gang shit, juggalos dont know shit about loyalty and honor! i rolled into the desert with one of the meanest mutha fuckin gangs in the world and brotherhood was the center of our universe. ohhraah!!
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 10:07 PM

biggertalk
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^ Hooked on Phonics
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 10:15 PM

txdo_msk
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Even cooler than the death threat is the fact that they were classified years ago as terrorists. You could F with this guy SOOoooooo good!
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 10:26 PM

exnumberonefan
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I get death threats sometimes too, but I don’t care.My sexy ass is save in Germany and untouchable for you guys.
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posted on: 08-20-12 @ 11:41 PM

marcodufour
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" You have enemies ? good! that means you have stood up for something! " Winston Churchill......
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 3:41 AM

rodgtard
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Truth is they follow God. This is their world, so get the fuck out.
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 4:25 AM

wisconsinjed
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Damn it!! Adam, what is your e-mail address? Evidently
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 6:00 AM

wisconsinjed
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Excuse me I had a inadvertant "enter" there! As I was saying.....Evidently I have the wrong e-mail address for ya’!! Cause including the one I sent today it makes a grand total of 814 death threats I’ve sent ya’! Please include the correct address today as we have ALOT of catching up to do! Thanks a million!
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 6:01 AM

wisconsinjed
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Hey marco! I’m not 100% sure of which lady it was but someone had that quote in their siggy in the forum. Either countrygirl or klisa I believe. Regardless it’s a good one. Care to spin a yarn about your olympic experience! I’m sure I will particpate at some point. I am just waiting for my "sport" to be included! Yup! You guessed it! World’s Greatest Lover.......boy fan!
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 6:05 AM

wisconsinjed
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I was trying to figure out what the acronym "ICP" was for the longest time. Since it came from Adam I thought it was something like "I Can’t get any Pussy"! Or sumpin like that!
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 6:09 AM

marcodufour
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Hey jed, yes i remember a lass in the forums using that phrase, a great phrase and a great man, and after all he was half British and half American so he can`t be all bad! lol depending on which side of the pond you are from it works both ways! hahaha! Will work on my yarn, by the way, was that World`s greatest lover ? or world`s greatest boy band fan lover ? ; ) hahaha only fucking with you there. Peace man......
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 6:11 AM

marcodufour
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Hey Jed, maybe it is " I Can get Penis ?!!!!" hahaha
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 6:30 AM

wisconsinjed
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Oh snap!! Damn that wasn’t good with all the "pedo" stuff going around! Crap! Naw Marco what I meant was a "Loverboy" fan. One of the worst bands in history in my opinion. Had a song called "Hot Blooded" that was TERRI-FUCKIN’-BLE! Glad you said something my friend. I needed to explain cause it sho didn’t sound good. Oh yea, good suggestion! Let’s nail it down to Adam’s "ICP"! How bout’ "I CRAVE PENIS!" Huh? Likey?
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 6:56 AM

bucknuts
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Really?.....Killa ICP’s?, Now i’ve heard it all.,.,.,.,.,
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 7:07 AM

marcodufour
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Hey Jed, yes i deliberately avoided saying boy fan for obvious reasons, i have never heard about the Loverboys band, one day when and if the forums are up we can discuss the worst band ? many many possibles there surely ? anyway i just sent you an email and yes I.C.P. meaning " I Crave Penis " is good, for the explanation of Adam i mean!!!! oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! hahaha
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 7:24 AM

marcodufour
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Jed, why do i feel like i just agreed with " I Crave Penis and Likey it ???? hahahahaha ooooooooooooooooooooooh shittttttttttttttttt!
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 7:28 AM

azzholee
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who in their right mind waste their time thinking about morons like Adam
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 8:30 AM

marcodufour
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azzhole- Your sentence you dumbass should have started with a period ( a capital letter) so it should have read ( past tense ) " Who in their right mind waste(s) their time thinking about morons like Adam ?" you dumbfucker!
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 8:34 AM

azzholee
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^^^ i don’’t give a crap
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 9:09 AM

marcodufour
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Azzhole try to learn sonny! " I don`t give a crap" dumbass....
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 9:22 AM

wisconsinjed
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Hey havanutha! I’m not sure if you come back to read this but your comment above pretty much rings true. I think a perfect example to your comment is the movie "American History X".
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 11:08 PM

wisconsinjed
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Wow guys! After reading all the comments here I must say I missed the boat on this one. Not the 1st boat I’ve missed and probably won’t be the last. This is my first intro to the "juggalo life".
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posted on: 08-21-12 @ 11:14 PM

rodgtard
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They removed my funny shit and leave these multiple rants. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FORUMS?
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posted on: 08-23-12 @ 11:08 AM

killkenny
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Juggalos just need a huggalo.
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posted on: 08-23-12 @ 8:41 PM

wisconsinjed
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....when the end comes I’ll know that I’m just a "juggalo". Life goes on without me. Cause I, I, I, I ain’t got nobody...........
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posted on: 08-24-12 @ 3:07 AM

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