Night Of The Frogs

on 09.03.2012

As I'm pulling away from a friend's house, all of the sudden a little tree frog lands on my windshield. He was bracing himself fairly well, but once I hit 35 mph, he started slipping a bit. He had about half a mile before I got on the freeway, where I figured he'd be done, but he just couldn't hold on. Then as I'm making the turn to my driveway, another frog jumps out right in front of me. I don't know for certain what happened to either one of them, but if I had to guess, the first one is fucked and the second made it to safety. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Safety is not in your butthole Adam.
posted on: 09-03-12 @ 11:48 AM

friend’s house? really ? bullshit, you don’’t have any friends ,,,,., every know that
posted on: 09-03-12 @ 12:01 PM

anyway, where is Lenny ?
posted on: 09-03-12 @ 12:02 PM

As I’m pulling away from a friend’s butthole, all of a sudden a little tree frog lands on my dick"
posted on: 09-03-12 @ 12:08 PM

wow seriously? your talking about fucking frogs on your window on crazyshit? what kinda fucking boreing ass life you lead? i mean hell dude im a fuckin half cripple from my heart being fucked up and my day was boreing as hell by my standards but by yours i am a fucking maverick!!
posted on: 09-03-12 @ 12:15 PM

Replace "friend’s house" with "friend ass". And the story becomes true.
posted on: 09-03-12 @ 12:36 PM

Lick my gaping cunt.
posted on: 09-03-12 @ 1:19 PM

Surely the first one wasn’t fucked.....it’s croaked.
posted on: 09-03-12 @ 1:24 PM

posted on: 09-03-12 @ 3:22 PM

^^^ hello Jay
posted on: 09-03-12 @ 3:31 PM

My bad on the late responses my fellow comrades...but I got to spend I fun filled day cruising around Greenville to various pet shops to find my 9 year old tomboy daughter some land snails and shit...ended up Getting a sick ass scorpion...she named him Dr. Samaurai......but yea saw alot of stupid ass frogs too at a redonkulous price of $29.99...fuck you petsmart
posted on: 09-04-12 @ 12:42 AM

Oh and Rockinron...I responded to your 20 question survey. You dumb fuck. But in all honesty I THOUGHT you were an alright dude until you took a whole different route. Still have respect in your sons enlistment...but no respect for you brother.
posted on: 09-04-12 @ 2:09 AM