Drinking With Friends

on 09.28.2012

What makes a real friend? Many things of course. But I think an important one is that you can get piss fucking drunk, yell at and slander your friend for a while, and even get real personal about it, and if you're true friends, everything will be cool when you sober up. That's just part of drinking. Friends know that. And who would you rather get shitfaced with than your real friends? I say you should get fucked up tonight, and verbally berate whoever you happen to be with. Put your friendship to the test. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Been there, done that. I’m over it already. But hey, Adam, if it works for you, keep up the good work.
posted on: 09-28-12 @ 2:21 PM

you know your best friends for life if ya jack your friends jaw while drunk and the next day he is cool about it because he knows how fucked up we got the night before.
posted on: 09-28-12 @ 3:51 PM

posted on: 09-28-12 @ 4:07 PM

Your talking about internet forum / peanut gallery friends right? It's hard to physically abuse someone online. I can tell you that. But if you are are going to fight with other pg commenters make a fist and go for maximum penetration.
posted on: 09-28-12 @ 8:15 PM

A way to sort of weed out the fakes
posted on: 09-28-12 @ 11:20 PM

A friend will help you buy a rug. A true friend will help you bury it.
posted on: 09-28-12 @ 11:29 PM

Hey pot, I’ve heard of burying the hatchet but never the "rug". Must be one I have never heard. Care to educate?
posted on: 09-29-12 @ 2:21 AM

I have only been shitfaced twice in my life, and out of those 2 times I never attacked any friend of mine either morally or through character degradation; But i did tell a stripper that I didn’t want a lap dance because I was married and that I thought she was a crack whore. I never got kicked out of a strip joint as quickly as that before..
posted on: 09-29-12 @ 9:56 AM

aw.thats sweet adam. so when you wake up you dont have to be mad jay left you for numberonefan right? Or that your ass smells like strawbarries and the shit just falls right out.
posted on: 09-29-12 @ 10:47 AM