To Lube Or Not To Lube?

on 09.29.2012

That is the question! So when you dirty fucks are taking your dicks' to pound-town, do you lube it up? If you're a naturalist or a poor pervert do you just resort to spitting on it? If so, do you brush your teeth first so you don't spit morning breath on your dick? Or are you that much of a degenerate social outcast that it's doesn't matter what you or your dick smells like? I don't want any pictures or anything like that. Just a simple explanation. I personally prefer unlubed, if I'm rubbing one out it's because I gotta empty out my balls, so I want to get it done quick. I reserved the endurance sessions for the poon. --Henry M.

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Don’t post a response. He will just use it to jerk off to later when he has enough.
posted on: 09-29-12 @ 12:14 PM

No lube necessary cuz I fuck young wet girls not old dried up hags..... Or in your case, dried up guy assholes.
posted on: 09-29-12 @ 1:08 PM

It depends on the mood of your dick. Morning wood soap him up in the shower. Need to get to sleep quicker; he gets the quick dry jerk.(doesn’t mater if it’s full on hard)New porn requires lotion. Personally I married a swinging nymphomaniac. I only touch my dick to pee these days.
posted on: 09-29-12 @ 1:11 PM

To lube or not to lube? I like it wet if I can’t wait give it a squrit I say..
posted on: 09-29-12 @ 1:24 PM

I sit on my left hand till it falls asleep and then it feels like somebody else is doing it!
posted on: 09-29-12 @ 1:51 PM

judasx has figured you out henry!! oh and if ya got a wife or old lady you only gotta handle the johnson to piss. but single jerkoffs like henry, that get no pussy wouldnt understand this.
posted on: 09-29-12 @ 2:01 PM

Can’t say anything, i’m not into fucking my own ass henry
posted on: 09-29-12 @ 2:16 PM

I really don’t need the image of Henry or Adam jerking off to the method of how I jerk off or to how anyone else jerks off. Sick Fucks. If you others like that image, go ahead and share with them, Fags.
posted on: 09-29-12 @ 2:20 PM

I work that pussy till it drips. If thats not enough lube to bad. It really isnt needed. I finish off in their mouth so my cock gets sucked clean before i put it away.
posted on: 09-29-12 @ 3:30 PM

Like my nigga Ice Cube says "no vaseline".
posted on: 09-29-12 @ 3:52 PM

I like to lube it with my regular morning coffee breath. If you add it with my wife’s anal fragrance, you get almost the flavor of Starbuck special blend. Then I take a shower and fuck her again in the afternoon. Anally of course.
posted on: 09-29-12 @ 11:28 PM

The rich man uses Vaseline; the poor man uses lard; the nigga uses axle grease and gits it twice as hard!
posted on: 09-30-12 @ 5:06 AM

the refined man uses extra virgin olive oil
posted on: 09-30-12 @ 8:25 AM

the boss use’s sand paper
posted on: 09-30-12 @ 11:01 AM