Life's Treat To Me, Today.
I gotta say one thing. Driving in South Florida is as bad as it gets and as good as it gets. You have heaps of fucking people that you want to kill because they're just absolutely fucking terrible drivers. Like the people that turn on their hazards when it rains! I fuckin hate them. But then you get the good side of it. Tons of hot chicks driving around. On the way back to my place this morning I was at the stop light about to get on 95 North. Just so happens I pulled up next to a hot business woman with great tits in a Nissan Maxima eating a banana. I drive a slightly lifted F-150 on 34-inch tires with tinted windows. So I had a good view of everything going on in her car. That woman was smoking hot and she was eatin that banana all sassy-like, she must've known I had her in my sights. Needles to say, I've got some new material for the spank-bank. --Henry M.