Halloween Weekend

on 10.29.2012

How was Halloween weekend, bitches? Did you get dressed up, get drunk, and get thrown out of a bar. I had my costume all ready to go, when my friend called and asked if I wanted to work security with him at a night club. I figured I might as well make a couple hundred dollars rather than spend it. I got to throw some drunk fucks out onto the street and got molested by some drunk sluts in costume, so I can't complain. I did kind of wish I was getting my swerve on and hollering at bitches on the best night of the year, but fuck it. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Don`t y`all celebrate Halloween on the 31st October ?
posted on: 10-29-12 @ 1:42 PM

halloween is on december 15th
posted on: 10-29-12 @ 1:51 PM

Do you use your martial art skills or do they count as a weapon? I know some bouncers who got sued because their skills were considered a weapon so to avoid getting they would just punch fuck out if them, but no kicks or elbows. Submission holds were ok as ling as the orher guy didn't get brain damage.
posted on: 10-29-12 @ 5:25 PM

@marco: Little kids usually go trick-or-treating on the actual day, because candy doesn’t give them a hangover for school the next day. Big kids usually do their partying the weekend before, so they can get as fucked up as they want.
posted on: 10-29-12 @ 6:58 PM

Change Adam’s statesmen from "Sluts in Costume" to "Sluts in Drag" and the whole paragraph comes together.
posted on: 10-29-12 @ 10:30 PM