Baby's First Shart

on 11.28.2012

I have to apologize right off the bat. I try to keep the kid stories to a minimum on our blogs, but this one is too funny not to share. Yesterday, I was giving my boy a bath, when he had his first shart. Dude was in the tube with all the water drained out of it, still playing around when he let out this huge fart, which makes me just laugh my ass off. That in turn, makes him laugh. Of course he wants me to laugh more, so he pushes out another fart, and it's fucking funny. Now he is trying and just trying to get another fart out, as I am saying no man, don't push too hard, your are going to shit yourself. Sure enough, we got mud in the tub. Little guy farted all right, and shit the tub. It was still pretty funny, as I had to clean it up. --Jay

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
now thats some funny shit!
posted on: 11-28-12 @ 2:06 PM

beats me sliding, danceing and falling down the hallway at 4am in a puddle of dog yak!
posted on: 11-28-12 @ 2:08 PM

Awwww how cute
posted on: 11-28-12 @ 3:09 PM

Cleaning up shit is not too bad, its the cleaning up puke that gets me every time.
posted on: 11-28-12 @ 5:10 PM

Hire an Asian maid. Problem solved.
posted on: 11-28-12 @ 5:15 PM

Man, that WAS funny. :) I hope your boy takes over the reign of crazyshit 5.0 or whatever when that is due.
posted on: 11-28-12 @ 9:23 PM

So jay when he grows up and asks what you do for a living, what're you gonna tell him?
posted on: 11-29-12 @ 6:43 AM

His first words will be. "rate my shit"
posted on: 11-30-12 @ 9:37 PM