The Hoe-lidays Are Here.
Happy Hoe-lidays BITCHES! The Hoe-lidays are a great time of year to appreciate your manly essence, if you possess that, and slay some pussy. However, if you're the type of dude that doesn't have any game, slay some hand! Either way slay something, preferable with a good lubricant. Don't want dick sores if you're a hand-slayer or with a post-menopausal woman, you old fucks. And hell, if you're Santa go ahead and slay something on your sleigh. What go you say? Like a hot lil elf bitch or dude if you're gay! A real four-and-a-half foot spinner, either way! Anyways, happy Christmas wishes to you and yours from your fellow Crazyshitter. --Henry M.