3 Days Off......

on 01.05.2013

Finally I've got myself 3 days off. I'm going to do so much nothing it's gonna blow your fuckin mind. Ahhhh, fuck that, I ain't lazy. I sure do appreciate some time off though. So, about Jay's migraine yesterday, I'm going to quote the great wisconsinjed, "My eyes were watering profusely, snot was coming out of my nose, and I was drooling from the mouth." I'm pretty certain that can be taken as the symptoms of a few others things..."those are also the symptoms of retardness..." was stated by the great doctor cornholio, well played by the way. Although, I would've used the term retardation vs. retardness so as to not sound like a retard myself. However, I have seen a great increase in AOR in recent days. AOR, or Adult Onset Retardation is the, well...it really explains itself. Please don't take this as an attack on the O.G. retards. I love them, and god knows they're strong. Love always --Henry M.

Henry M., henrym@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Disability is not funny, it's fucking hilarious.
posted on: 01-05-13 @ 3:29 PM

Well I oughta......wait......what?
posted on: 01-05-13 @ 3:29 PM

You better be glad it’s Goldie Hawn day on TV Guide channel or that could have pissed me the heck off!
posted on: 01-05-13 @ 3:31 PM

Nothing...It’s everything you expected it to be. Ahhh
posted on: 01-05-13 @ 5:17 PM