The Fair Is In Town!
Happy weekend y'all! So the South Florida fair is in town until the 3rd of February, I think. Me and my lady went there last night and I gotta tell ya. The fuckin mutants are out! I love carnies and their 3-toothed smiles. Shit really warms my heart! What I really love tho? I love them fuckin deep-fried oreos! Holyshit! Those things are the fuckin best! It's a tinny funnel-cake with an oreo in it! I'm not a big fan of sweets but I fucked 5 of them shits up like I was in a race to get diabetes! Be good, hoes! --Henry M.