Superbowl Sunday is here! Know what that means? Me neither! Cause I don't give a fuck about professional football. I think it's played by a bunch of overpaid pansies! Who the fuck makes way too much money and cries about injuries? Professional football players. Man up and I'll become a fan again. Until that point, I'll watch a real-man sports! Like rugby and hockey! Enjoy your Sunday, fuckers! Love ya like hemorrhoids! --Henry M.