How Many Can You Eat?

on 02.13.2013

Adam and I were talking about the number of burgers he ate last night at $1 burger night, which got me to thinking, do you ever test yourself to see how many of a certain food can you eat? For me, tacos are a type of food that can be measured in volume. Not burritos mind you, you eat more than one burrito, your ass is going to implode before you get home. But tacos, I can do about 8-10. Maybe 12 if pushing it. This is after a few beers of course. So let's see what you can do, how many 8 ounce (home made or restaurant, no fast food) burgers can you eat in one sitting? --Jay

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Beer makes everything taste so good. Seafood buffet is usually where I make a pig of myself. 12 tacos is not bad at all.
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 2:22 PM

i can eat an endless amount of fur burgers and tacos all night
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 2:22 PM

I’m pretty sure adam can eat a shit load of cock meat sandwiches with extra mayo
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 2:27 PM

chupamiverga can eat up to 10 taquitos. The dude can eat!
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 2:59 PM

I once drank a 40oz of goat seamen.....does this count?????
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 3:11 PM

^^^^^ 2inda goat seamen ? is that goats that go fishing ? semen you mean dopey!
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 3:16 PM

^^^^^you say tomato, I say potato......who gives a fuck ?????
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 3:39 PM

I’ll say if you can do a dozen I can do twice that. They have to be soft shell though, I hate hard shell tacos!
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 4:02 PM

I can eat a bathtub full of macandcheese
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 4:04 PM

I’d have a burger but as I’m from the UK I don’t want to feel a little Horse in the morning, And nor do I want a long face.
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 5:00 PM

I can pound down at least 6 homemade burgers (with all of the toppings) off of the grill no problem. As far as fast food goes I ate 5 Big Macs within 15 minutes several years ago....when I was a little bigger.
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 5:30 PM

Jay D.
dazza, way to nail it. tgarner, I’d say that is a bet!
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 9:23 PM

One. After about 4 grams of weed I’m sure I could power down 10.
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 9:45 PM

there used to be a place called bummies in toledo ohio. they made a burger called the moron burger. it was 10 1/4 pattys 1 whole large tomatoe 8 slices of onio and 18 pickle slices!! with a pile of letuce. i finished the whole damn thing in 26 minutes about 25 years ago and got my name on the wall of kings! the moron burger eqauls 10 1/4 pounders!!!
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 10:14 PM

8-10 tacos? Pussy... I won a taco eating contact at work one day from 19 tacos. With 7 guys trying to outdo the others, Tavo bell was the only winner that day. The prize? All the leftover tacos! I crapped grease for 3 days...
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 11:10 PM

Sorry. It was a contest. God damn phone!
posted on: 02-13-13 @ 11:12 PM

I once ate 16 of the small McDonald’s burgers in 15 minutes on a bet. The manager said we could all (4 of us) get our orders free if I did, I cleared them out in 13:55. Since then the record has been broken, 21 in 14:55.
posted on: 02-14-13 @ 7:15 PM