Kale The Magical Fruit

on 02.15.2013

Kale is the magical fruit...actually I don't think it's a fruit, but it rhymes with toot. I usually have a kale shake every morning to get my day started off right. But it's what kale does to me later in the day that is amazing. Like clockwork, I have to shit at 6:30 pm. This is no regular shit either. This is one of those, hang on to the side of the toilet for dear life while you give birth to one of the Cosby's. You know the type. If feels like you are giving birth to a brown semi-truck. Then after all that, you feel like a million bucks. I actually feel like I just ran a track meet (or what I imagine running a track meet would feel like). Kale doo doos are different from regular doo doos in the way that it's kinda green and really well formed. Basically like kale marched down your stomach kicking ass all the way and taking names. Enough talk, I have to poop. --Jay

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
posted on: 02-15-13 @ 1:17 PM

Kale is a type of cabbage. It’s very healthy and contains lots of fiber. That’s why it makes you shit like it does. whfoods/genpage.php?tname=foodspice&dbid=38
posted on: 02-15-13 @ 1:34 PM

Cory H.
And now the restaurants have found a fad by serving that leathery shit as a salad. And to think, for years they’ve been lining salad bars with that shit and using it over and over for like a week straight.
posted on: 02-15-13 @ 2:02 PM

McKale’s Navy launches a brown battle cruiser?
posted on: 02-15-13 @ 2:53 PM

I really think he means Kyle....
posted on: 02-15-13 @ 4:25 PM

so the browns actually are headed to the super bowl at jays house!! or is he just dropping the cosby kids off at the pool?
posted on: 02-16-13 @ 12:01 AM