Renaissance Fart-stival!

on 02.23.2013

Well Crazyshitters, today I get to go experience the Renaissance Festival for the first time. I'm looking forward to it. It should prove to be quite interesting...to say the least. If anything, I'll at least get to walk around eating a giant turkey leg like the heathen that I am. I love me a nice juicy smoked turkey leg. Nothing spells nap-time quite like that. Talking about food....since I've been eating healthier, I've amassed a plethora of distinctly pungent odors, that I share with the world very frequently. I dropped a great one this morning. My girl just walked out the door to go get her hair done and I let a good one rip. Not five seconds after that she walked back in and directly into the brown cloud. The look on her face was priceless! I was fucking dieing on the couch. My sides actual hurt a bit from it. Farts will always be funny! As will dick and shit jokes! Love always, --Henry M.

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
it was your breath not a fart.
posted on: 02-23-13 @ 1:30 PM

Wtf am I reading?
posted on: 02-23-13 @ 1:35 PM

you have a bad pre occupation with shit don’t you jay.
posted on: 02-23-13 @ 3:18 PM

sorry i meant henry. and where the fuck is wics?
posted on: 02-23-13 @ 3:20 PM

^^^^^ yea, what this motherfucker said. What’s up with that?
posted on: 02-23-13 @ 5:12 PM

^^I already asked yesterday. They still haven’t said where they are. HOpefully, the WIC got abducted by the Mexican cartel and had its fingers smashed with a sledge hammer, arms pulled off by two trucks doing a pulling competition, Achilles tendons slashed, nuts bit off by a pitbull, and the beheaded with a rusty fucking plastic spoon. Then I hope alla akbar sent that video in. so we can watch the WIC. Bitches.
posted on: 02-23-13 @ 7:40 PM

^^^wasn't mexican it was canadian. Those motherfuckers.
posted on: 02-24-13 @ 2:36 AM

^^whoever didnt do the wics needs to be invited to lunch at alans snack bar!
posted on: 02-24-13 @ 11:30 AM