Can I Get A Break

on 03.26.2013

As the old saying goes, "when it rains, it pours." That's what I feel like today. Over the weekend, the fridge starts saying it can't defrost. I had to then unload the entire fridge into my beer fridge outside. Which meant my beers had to sit out with no ice. I then took apart the freezer and thawed it out, put it back together and hoped for the best. Well last night, the AC condenser fan starts to act up. Great, looks like I am going to be replacing that motor next. Then this morning the fridge is not defrosting again. Fuck me. That means I have to replace either the heater timer, heater coil, or some other thing. Basically, I'm going to buy a new fridge. It's 13 years old and I'm not fucking with it anymore. Then as I am walking out the door, the sprinkler pump isn't working. Fuck that, I'm going to drink beer until something fixes itself. --Jay

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
You just need to go to Miami and find a hooker with refrigeration repair skills.
posted on: 03-26-13 @ 2:17 PM

no you can’t bruh
posted on: 03-26-13 @ 2:25 PM

Home ownership. You’re really selling it.
posted on: 03-26-13 @ 7:27 PM

take your girl shopping. . ( i know. . i know. . its a fate worse than death. . but. . buy her shiney new shit for the kitchen, AND A NEW BEER COOLER FOR YOU . . . you have to sneak that shit in when she is looking at girl stuff. . just quickly swipe the card like your henry having a hand job.. it will be over in 5. . 6. . seconds. . ), take her home and say what i say to my girl on valentines day. . ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE TWISTED, BEND OVER BITCH YOUR ABOUT TO BE FISTED . . .i have a black eye . . . .
posted on: 03-26-13 @ 9:04 PM

Jay D.
ha at potrostation, I’d be renting if I could get out of here. I like your ideas about the hookers. I’m going to keep my eye out for a hooker w fridge skills.
posted on: 03-27-13 @ 8:35 AM

Call the italian plumber, he will fix it for some shrooms for sure
posted on: 03-27-13 @ 11:56 AM

when in doudt throw it out, buy a new one. its the american way. unless your a cheap bastard and buy one of those jap models or chink models.
posted on: 03-27-13 @ 10:02 PM