So, I read some shit the other day that is the truest shit I've ever read. I had a bunch of shit about things women should know about men. One of the best ones on there was: "ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is." I couldn't agree more with that statement. I noticed my lady's painted toenails the other day and said, "nice green toenails." She replied, "they're mint." I replied, "mint is a breath freshener, your toenails are green." That was the end of that. Love always, --Henry M.