on 04.13.2013

So, I read some shit the other day that is the truest shit I've ever read. I had a bunch of shit about things women should know about men. One of the best ones on there was: "ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is." I couldn't agree more with that statement. I noticed my lady's painted toenails the other day and said, "nice green toenails." She replied, "they're mint." I replied, "mint is a breath freshener, your toenails are green." That was the end of that. Love always, --Henry M.

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Green toe nails, are you dating a 12 year old you sick fuck?
posted on: 04-13-13 @ 1:30 PM

^^^^ yea, but I'm sure she looks 16.
posted on: 04-13-13 @ 1:35 PM

sounds sexy
posted on: 04-13-13 @ 1:44 PM

You know henry, your avatar has a lot of potential to be fucked with in photoshop. For instance, I can put a dick in that pointing/grabbing hand of yours and your facial expression will make it look real
posted on: 04-13-13 @ 2:07 PM

can i cum on your girlfriends toe nails? i’ll wipe them off when i’m done.
posted on: 04-13-13 @ 2:17 PM

12, 16, 24, 40, 69, 80, 105, dog, cat, goat, bovine, drain pipe, smoke stack, 2indastink, DR Chipper/mower, doesn’t matter. If it has a hole its fuckable.
posted on: 04-13-13 @ 4:54 PM

@tgarner i am. and if you could, you would too.
posted on: 04-14-13 @ 5:28 AM

@typical muslim 2inched dicked fucking child molester that couldnt satisfy a real woman and has to go after a child with small sex parts. that exsplains why you fucked up muslims beat your wives and kill them. your dicks stay small and their pussys get bigger after they hit puberty. do me snd the rest of the world a favor and go kill yourself and collect your 72 virgin boys you dream about when your fucking you child wife.SICK FUCK MUSLIM!
posted on: 04-14-13 @ 9:59 AM

^that was for that fucked up asshole muslim handsomedevil. baby raping bitch boy needs gutted.
posted on: 04-14-13 @ 10:06 AM