Fruits And Veggies

on 04.19.2013

I've cleaned up my diet a bunch and been eating a shitload of fruits and veggies all week, and you better believe I'm feeling it. Every morning I let out about 5 loud ass farts before I get out of bed. I haven't had a turd bigger than my finger come out of my ass since the weekend. It's always just a few worm looking shits. Sometimes I think I'm going to shit, but it's just a big ol' fart. They don't really stink either, so that's a little disappointing. But I'm feeling great and lost 4 pounds this week. A couple more and I'll be back at my competition weight. Awww yeah. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
At least once a week you shouldn`t eat at all, just keep drinking liquids that day.
posted on: 04-19-13 @ 2:19 PM

Eat sum broccoli! That will get you back in action with the stinky! LOL!
posted on: 04-19-13 @ 2:24 PM

seriously Adam, what the fuck is this shit, post something funny or interesting.
posted on: 04-19-13 @ 2:36 PM

you want something funny look in the mirror ^
posted on: 04-19-13 @ 2:48 PM

Your asshole is gripped in pangs of penis memories
posted on: 04-19-13 @ 2:50 PM

i woke up yesterday morning rolled up on my side. wife said "its cold in here" and put her head under the blanket. long story short, i got the puke off the carpet by letting the dog lick it up. but she got pissed when i called him over to lick the hershey chunks outta my underwear and off my my side of the bed. never eat pickles jalepnos and tomatoes wraped in ham before bed.
posted on: 04-19-13 @ 4:59 PM

Thats nasty ron! Congrats Adam, are you entering a tournament soon? If so kick some ass and get us a vid! Cause I work a rotating shift I miss out on home cooking and vegies half the time so when I can I eat them like there is no tomorrow. Also fresh is best, wether it's meat or vegies nothing beats fresh produce. You bastards now i'm hungry.
posted on: 04-19-13 @ 7:49 PM

Pencil stools are bad, mmkay? Eat some baked beans.
posted on: 04-19-13 @ 9:53 PM

so those are the names of your boyfriends.. Fruits & vegetables
posted on: 04-19-13 @ 10:45 PM

What are you training for?
posted on: 04-20-13 @ 12:14 PM