Snot Ball

on 05.31.2013

A few days ago, I had blown my nose when this hard ball of what the fuck it was I have no idea, came out of my nose. I was actually amazed that it came out of my nose in the first place, and second why was it like a hard ball? I tried to show my girl but she just gagged and told me to get the fuck away from her. I should have taken a picture to show you all. It felt like a bolder was coming out of my nose, and then, bam, I could breath. I was eating wings the night before so maybe a bit of wing got lodged up there, I'm not sure, but I do know if did feel better. --Jay

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
You have a month to live once you start getting those, sorry mate.
posted on: 05-31-13 @ 3:37 PM

This is actually an alien implant. Check your asshole for stretch marks and tae a pregnancy test.
posted on: 05-31-13 @ 4:50 PM

actually its the hidden camera the FBI planted so they could watch your bussiness from a 1st person point of view. but since you done fucking broke their camera, dont be surprised if you wake up at 3am with a go-pro nailed to your forehead with a sign that says "good job asshole break this one and the next one’s going up your ass! your truly agent moulder"
posted on: 05-31-13 @ 5:16 PM

Quit snorting each others nut its a health issue...no no no *sigh*
posted on: 05-31-13 @ 5:21 PM

that’s why i don’t get drunk and pass out around white people. you never know which orifice is going to get invaded, and how, and with what. fucking honkies are sick. i mean, my people just chop your head off, you guys, on the other hand, chop the head off, get felatio from the decapitated head, and then finish him off in the nose. you’re lucky you’re still physically sound. ya’ll some sick puppies.
posted on: 05-31-13 @ 6:09 PM

That ball would be an eightball. Thats why nobody ever shares their coke with you because just one line is never enough. You should switch back to heroin and resume nodding off into Henry’s pussy.
posted on: 06-01-13 @ 9:53 AM