Haha, Cut Taint!
I read Adam's blog yesterday and I got a helluva kick out of it. I hate it when your manscaping starts to grow back....especially after shaving your asshole. That fucking itches like all hell. It itches worse than a day old shart in between your butt cheeks. Before any of you guys say something stupid, I'll ask this question. Have you ever had your asshole licked? If no, go get it licked! You'll throw your legs up like a bitch. If you have, then you already know why it's imperative to shave your asshole. Who likes to eat hairy pussy? Not this guy. So, it's only right you extend that courtesy to the eater of your ass. Love always, --Henry M.