Austin Was Awesome

on 06.25.2013

We just got back from visiting Austin, and I have to say it was awesome. The people were great, the beers were cold, and we had a fucking blast. Now I have had the shits for about 18 hours from the last taco place, but it was all worth it. I think that might be our new home. Now we just have to find a house we like, in a neighborhood we can afford. --Jay

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Austin was gay.
posted on: 06-25-13 @ 12:21 PM

Biggertalk go deepthroat your dad! Texas is the shit and if y'all find yourself bored, visit Corpus Christi! The beaches get pretty crazy!!
posted on: 06-25-13 @ 1:22 PM

^^^don’t be silly he does’nt know how his dad is
posted on: 06-25-13 @ 1:33 PM

Please, Please, Please as a Texan, We beg you stay the fuck in Florida with the rest of the Floridiots...
posted on: 06-25-13 @ 1:47 PM

Jay, Austin is tha shit bro! I've been here about two yrs. Move to the North side.
posted on: 06-25-13 @ 3:55 PM

The south is cheaper and chock full of entertainment... Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
posted on: 06-25-13 @ 4:09 PM

Whats up with half the updates by jay then half by adam?
posted on: 06-25-13 @ 4:17 PM

FUCK TEXAS!! AND FUCK YOU TOO ^^shoemetits .... Stay in FL FFUUCCKKK texas and all you texas bitches
posted on: 06-25-13 @ 4:32 PM

You mean a house in a neighborhood that can afford YOU!
posted on: 06-25-13 @ 4:55 PM

You do realize that Austin is the liberal cesspool of Texas, right? Come here to TX but make sure you don’t vote democrat.
posted on: 06-25-13 @ 5:01 PM

wtf? jay turned into a sell out and he’s gonna leave adam and henry’s behinds
posted on: 06-25-13 @ 5:54 PM

@ Ifillerup & Vulture: That just means that potentially Biggertalk has to deep throat about 4 dozen men until he gets the right one.
posted on: 06-25-13 @ 8:26 PM

Jay D.
@showme, it will only be my family, I’ll tell the rest of Florida to stay there. @unwell82 all I can say is, the Hole in The Wall was the shit! @ solidbriscoe, that’s where I liked! @ the_aristocrat we were mixing it up a bit today. @ tonyk exactly. @imadopted yes, I’m independent. @ron, Adam wants to move to, and I think Henry has entertained the thought.
posted on: 06-25-13 @ 10:06 PM

Don`t forget to have a look at the Minnesota Iceman at the Museum of the Weird Jay, i think it would be right up your street.
posted on: 06-26-13 @ 5:59 AM

Yes. By all means move to Texas. The state that’s number one!.......at being last.....in education, in healthcare, in official oppression, but definitely #1 in incompetence & idiocy.
posted on: 06-26-13 @ 12:18 PM

must make you feel good jay, that adam and henry like the taste of your ass and dick so much that they would even follow you to texas to keep suckin your dick for ya. on a lightr note. go down to the texas rangers museum and check out the guns that killed bonnie and clyde and their personal guns are there also. pretty cool shit.
posted on: 06-26-13 @ 5:55 PM