Fun Home Improvements

on 07.13.2013

The next few weeks are going to be super fun for me. We are getting ready to list our home, and I'm fixing up the shit that needs to be done before you can actually sell a home. Shit like pressure clean and paint the exterior. Fix rotten wood here and there, landscape, and well general shit that is neglected when you just live at your home. The rest of today is all about painting the interior, which is just about boring as fuck. The good news, all this is done while drinking beer! --Jay

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Your bedroom is going to be the hardest to paint. From pumping your purple headed yogurt slinger in there i bet the walls are all crusty. A good primer will cover that well. If you are still weary spray the walls with Luminol to find trouble spots.
posted on: 07-13-13 @ 2:30 PM

Would be much easier to burn it down and build a new one.
posted on: 07-13-13 @ 2:43 PM

thats going to take longer than you think and a lot of beer
posted on: 07-13-13 @ 4:12 PM

Pay a Mexican or biggertalk to do it?
posted on: 07-13-13 @ 4:49 PM

Home Improvement I remember that show, homie!
posted on: 07-13-13 @ 4:50 PM

the thing that sucks is when your done doing all that shit, the house looks nice enough to keep and you may not wanna sell it anymore. lmao
posted on: 07-13-13 @ 4:51 PM

Ron, that’s so true and I’ve done it myself with past properties.
posted on: 07-13-13 @ 5:43 PM

Cory H.
A case of beer, fifty bucks, and the Florida illegals would have that house painted inside and out by the time you got home from the beach. You wouldn’t have any shit to move either, it would be gone.
posted on: 07-13-13 @ 5:52 PM