No Kids, No Problem

on 07.19.2013

I have a few friends that need to move because they want their kids to be in good schools, and it got me thinking about what a pain in the ass it would be to have kids. Maybe I'm just selfish, but I can't see any reason why I would want to impregnate a woman, and give up living my for myself. I'm very accustomed to doing what I want, when I want, and I like it that way. Shit, I've never even had a pet for the same reason. It just seems like too much hassle having other lives depend on me. Pulling out is definitely the way to go. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Didn’t know you could get a man pregnant.
posted on: 07-19-13 @ 2:45 PM

You can`t have kids when you love trannies and homos Adam.
posted on: 07-19-13 @ 3:32 PM

so what your saying is kids are a drag? feel sorry for you brother! there’s nothing cooler in the world than having 2 sons and a daughter to mess with and have fun with. i been everyuthing and been everywhere. but nothing was ever as cool as raising my rugrats.
posted on: 07-19-13 @ 3:36 PM

it`s because you are afraid of proximity. your mother probably couldn`t hug you. -S.Freud
posted on: 07-19-13 @ 5:19 PM

first +1, ever, ronson !
posted on: 07-19-13 @ 5:22 PM

my kid is a handfull, should have pulled out and made it a mouth full.. . . would have save me a shit load of cash. . !!
posted on: 07-19-13 @ 5:54 PM

^Lmao. I think every man thinks the same at some point! +1 Steve and Ron.
posted on: 07-19-13 @ 6:16 PM

You actually sound like a spoiled little piss pot. You weren't taught how to live life by a babyboomer by any chance were you? Having kids is the biggest blessing one could ever have. You teach them, nurture them, and watch them grow to be somethkng more than what you could ever imagine. I just said goodbye to my daughter 1 week ago and the thought of not seeing her, hearing her voice, or feeling her 2 steps behind me pains me to no end. Being selfish and doing what you want is ok to some regard but sharing the good moments, knowledge, and love with someone that is going to continue your legacy is truly being alive.
posted on: 07-19-13 @ 6:40 PM

Of subject; did anyone watch that"Innocent Arab chick loses her virginity on camera" clip. I found it pedo creepy. I still watched it 5 more times to be sure.
posted on: 07-19-13 @ 9:15 PM

"Pulling out is definitely the way to go." Really? That’s your master plan? I see a ton of child support checks in your future.
posted on: 07-19-13 @ 9:18 PM

Eighteen years of hassle, pain, and heartache. Then they either turn out alright & it was all worth it, or they fuck ya. You just never know which way it’s gonna work out. Ask any cop or preacher with kids.
posted on: 07-19-13 @ 9:58 PM

The world is over populated,think of what kind of a world we are leaving our children.The only way we can make it better is to stop breeding, besides it takes no skill to make a baby.
posted on: 07-20-13 @ 3:11 AM

Don’t worry man, you’ll never even get laid. :)
posted on: 07-20-13 @ 3:26 AM

I can understand not wanting childreen but what’s wrong with pets? I don’t what I’d do without my dogs. They’re a great source of comfort.
posted on: 07-20-13 @ 12:20 PM