Happy Birthday Mini-me

on 07.26.2013

Today is my boy's 3rd birthday, and I am blown away. Not only by how time flies, but how this guy has gone from a little drooling baby, to a dude that wears a cape and jumps off the top of the couch. This has been the best time of my life, and I fight pretty fucking hard to make it so. The really funny part is how my kid is exactly like a mini drunk version of me. You can barely understand what he says, throws fits, and pisses in his pants. I mean really spitting image. We are off to do a Hawaiian Luau for this birthday, and tomorrow have a party with a pony. The party is where the parents get a chance to drink beer and relax while little kids are amused by a horse for a few hours. I hope that works as planned. Later. --Jay

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Happy birthday to your son Jay, just don`t give him reposted presents from last year.
posted on: 07-26-13 @ 3:13 PM

Much love jay to you and your family x x
posted on: 07-26-13 @ 3:18 PM

happy birthday to your son and the party will go fine but if 2inda turn up put the horses back in the stable
posted on: 07-26-13 @ 3:22 PM

kids are great till they become teens enjoy his innocence now happy b-day lil jay
posted on: 07-26-13 @ 3:27 PM

NICE! Happy birthday to the little guy! Have fun
posted on: 07-26-13 @ 3:27 PM

Cory H.
Happy Birthday to mini you.
posted on: 07-26-13 @ 3:28 PM

I hope you're taking little man to Mai Kai for the luau. I fucking love that place. The mystery drink is one if the best in the menu. Happy b-day.
posted on: 07-26-13 @ 3:52 PM

a boy wants a pony??? early signs of....
posted on: 07-26-13 @ 4:13 PM

Congratulations, Jay. Good to know, you found out, what this life is all about. Make a youtube channel with his name, he`ll appreciate it, once he`s a grownup. did the same with my babygirl.
posted on: 07-26-13 @ 5:14 PM

My son is 4 now and still mad as a hatter. He keeps me young that’s for sure! Happy bday mini you!
posted on: 07-26-13 @ 5:52 PM

terrible 2’s have not set in yet. when they do just spend more time at work and the bar.
posted on: 07-26-13 @ 6:51 PM

A PONY???? Better hire security in case 2indastink shows up.
posted on: 07-26-13 @ 8:32 PM

don’t forget to show him the present uncle biggertalk sent him............ a box of my poo! heh heh heh heh! :)
posted on: 07-27-13 @ 1:35 AM

i remember the last party i went to that involved a pony. fucking TJ, brah. there are certain things a man never forgets nor wishes to remember. fuck’s sake...
posted on: 07-27-13 @ 5:49 AM

Congrats to the top 10!! oh wait.........
posted on: 07-27-13 @ 12:16 PM