Mother Fuckers Having Babies!
So, my ladies friends are all having kids and shit. I already have a pair of hellions of my own, so, I sure as fuck don't want any more. When I'm 44 they'll be of age to do what ever they want, go to school, get a trade or join the Marine Corps. That's the only choice they have as far as the military is concerned. Any other choice will get them disowned, permanently! Anyhow, thankfully my lady doesn't want any kids and makes awesome sammichs. The only reason I haven't gotten a vasectomy yet is just in case I have to repopulate the earth after the impending apocalypse or zombie invasion or whatever other stupid shit people believe in. Plus, no need to go cutting stuff that don't need cutting as long as women keep taking their birth-control. Right? Love always --Henry M.