Naked Man Nightmare

on 08.19.2013

This weekend was a fury of beer drinking. Like Adam said, the bachelor party I attended at Key West wasn't really that exciting. We did have our moments, like me doing a take down on the groom to be on tile floor. But the one thing that really stands out is when we went to a bar, and we were just walking up some stairs to the top floor when I rounded the corner and see this grossly fat dude just standing there naked. I think my life will never be the same, it's like I close my eyes and that fat guy is there. All the beer I drank, and I couldn't get it out of my mind. Why fat guy? Why did you have to be standing there in the door, naked. I fucking hate Key West. --Jay

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
And then you realised it was a mirror Jay ;)
posted on: 08-19-13 @ 2:22 PM

should’ve taken a pic & posted it
posted on: 08-19-13 @ 4:23 PM

"Why fat guy?" BWHAAAAAAAAAA
posted on: 08-19-13 @ 4:43 PM

must be you never saw a full length mirror on a door befoe.
posted on: 08-19-13 @ 5:15 PM

Yea. Right. I bet you wanted to eat the chunky Ricotta cheese out from his fat folds with an hors d’œuvres fork.
posted on: 08-19-13 @ 5:51 PM

Relax Jay, for it’s only a naked fat man you saw. It could have been much worse, could have been your mother!
posted on: 08-19-13 @ 7:19 PM

fuckin white ppl mayne
posted on: 08-19-13 @ 7:31 PM

Worst ,it could have been a fat bitch who never stopped talking to you.
posted on: 08-19-13 @ 8:14 PM