Naked Man Nightmare
This weekend was a fury of beer drinking. Like Adam said, the bachelor
party I attended at Key West wasn't really that exciting. We did have our
moments, like me doing a take down on the groom to be on tile floor. But
the one thing that really stands out is when we went to a bar, and we were
just walking up some stairs to the top floor when I rounded the corner and
see this grossly fat dude just standing there naked. I think my life will
never be the same, it's like I close my eyes and that fat guy is there.
All the beer I drank, and I couldn't get it out of my mind. Why fat guy?
Why did you have to be standing there in the door, naked. I fucking hate
Key West. --Jay